Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Gary Collins (1938 - 2012)


Sometime in the early 2000s I was taking a writing class through the fabulous UCLA Writing Extension program. Since it was LA and a writing course, I encountered all kinds of people. I remember in one class I was talking to two attractive blonde women – one was an ex-model and the other owned a production company. In short, they were two people I had absolutely nothing in common with. I’m not sure exactly why it came up, but in a desperate attempt to make awkward conversation I mentioned how cute I thought Gary Collins was. The two women smiled and nodded, then they both replied, “I like Gary too.” And we bonded.

I think Gary had that effect on a lot of women. I grew up watching him in just about everything. From TV movies to episodics to B flicks to the host of Hour Magazine (and then The Home Show), Gary was a welcoming constant in my life. I think I was most smitten with his gorgeous voice, which I hear so clearly now as I write this. He also had a sweet and gentle manner on film, and contrary to popular belief, I am often drawn to the good guys.


Gary was born in Venice, CA in 1938 and he got his start in entertainment while he was serving in the armed forces (his first performance was in a production of Stalag 17). He was in a few movies before he landed a small part in a 1965 Kraft Suspense Theater episode titled The Rise and Fall of Eddie Carew. Gary’s character was named “1st Newsman.” From there he began to build a solid resume on the small screen and by 1966 he we co-starring alongside Dale Robertson in The Iron Horse. It was during his run on this series that he married Mary Ann Mobley who was a former Miss America (she took the crown home in 1959). They stayed married until his death and had one child, a daughter (he had two other children from a previous marriage). The couple made many appearances together and were often seen side by side on games shows and even touring musicals! Gary talked about doing summer stock with his wife in an interview once. He said, “We have a great time. Mary Ann and I and the baby go all over. That’s a fun time of year for us. You always go someplace nice, there’s always a swimming pool, and the baby gets brown as a berry. It’s great fun.”

Gary continued to appear on television throughout the 70s and is probably best known for his role in The Sixth Sense, which was a midseason replacement on ABC during the 1972 season. The series was about a professor and his assistant who pursued cases of the paranormal. It was actually an extremely retooled spinoff of the excellent tele-film Sweet, Sweet Rachel. The shooting schedule was intense and Gary commented, “It’s an hour show, you know. It’s supposed to take six days but we have yet to do it in six. The closest we’ve ever come was six days working very late at night, and another half day for special effects. Special effects take up a lot of time on a show like this.” Gary felt like the first episodes were not what the series was aiming for, but he remarked that eventually they got “to shoot the shows they were aiming at.” Unfortunately, The Sixth Sense was met with lackluster ratings and only 25 episodes aired. It was eventually edited into a fairly confusing half hour program that aired in syndication with Night Gallery episodes. After The Sixth Sense, Gary continued to work steadily on television, appearing on pretty much everything. My favorite performance of his is from The Thriller episode Dial a Deadly Number.


He enjoyed a career makeover in 1980 when he became the host of Hour Magazine, and honestly, this is where I got my groove-on for Gary. I was a pretty big fan of the show, and found he was an affable host with a terrifically strong and sexy voice. He was a natural at it and said in an interview, “I find there is a truth that will prevail if you are able to just go with it. By that, I mean you acknowledge what is going on without trying to control the discussion.” He was a runaway success and Hour Magazine ran for 9 years. During his tenure there, he hosted his first Miss America Pageant in 1982. His stint as MC lasted for almost a decade.

Gary went from actor to television personality and then back to actor in the 90s when he appeared in the Danielle Steel adaptation Secrets, which aired in 1992. He wasn’t actually looking for acting work, but was a friend of Steel and she had envisioned him in the part. He thoroughly enjoyed moving back into the position of actor and said in an interview, “It was surprising how comfortable I felt playing a role again There was no anxiety about whether I was doing a terrific job to advance my career. I was relaxed and easy. There was no craziness as there was when my living and future depended on each role I played.” I’d have a hard time pinning down a fixed list of my favorite Danielle Steel adaptations, but Secrets would be close to the top, next to Daddy. There, I said it.


From that point, Collins continued to appear sporadically on television and his last role was in 2010 on Dirty Sexy Money. Gary’s last few years were tumultuous and littered with problems. I have had a hard time not thinking about his troubles, but I'd like for Made for TV Mayhem to be a place of celebration, and as an actor and a continuous presence in my life, he is someone who deserves to be rejoiced.

Someone once asked Gary about his longevity and likability. He responded, “A sense of humor is important, and you have to have an innate curiosity about things. And, somewhere in the back of your mind, some element of service; some commitment to an ideal that you want to help people.” If by helping people he means giving us years of entertainment, then Gary was an immense success. And for that I am eternally grateful.

Goodbye Gary, I already miss you.


You can read more about Gary's passing at The Frugal Cafe.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Alien Lover Screening!


Holie Molie people! It's happened! TV movie insanity is afoot in the form of Kate Mulgrew and an, um, alien lover! The fine folks at LOOP (Lost and Out of Print) in Berkeley are screening Alien Lover along with The Visitor this Saturday, October 13th at The Tannery!

This is a must! I just recently saw Alien Lover for the first time and was pretty blown away by it. And strangely enough, I also saw The Visitor not all that long ago... And again, mind blown. What a tasty double feature. Please stop by LOOP's facebook page and likey the like. Also, you can join their event page if you will be attending this fantastic screening (or just check out their website). And I'd also like to throw out a big thank you to Ralph Razzle Razzle Roullard for turning me onto this event!
 

Saturday, September 29, 2012

How Serious were we in the 1980s?


Yeah, I tend to think of the 1980s as a time for neon nights, poodle perms and penny loafers. How could they be anything but totally awesome? Still, we had our moments, such as the release of the sobering made for television movie Something About Amelia in 1984. I stumbled across an article that said Amelia was the second highest rated TVM for the season, after The Day After.

Now that's a couple of doozeys!

And that's what I love about made for television films. I mean, how can you show up in our living room and totally disturb us with tales of nuclear war and incest while also giving us such goofy escapism as High School, USA and First Affair in the very same season?

Cuz you were awesome 1983 TV season! It's true!


I watched Amelia the night it premiered on January 9th, 1984 and I'm not sure what beckoned me, except that incest and rape seemed so removed from my own life (and yes, I'm thankful for that), that I had to see how Ted Danson was going to pull it off (no pun intended). And that's what I remember most about the movie. Danson really walked a fine line in the film. How could you not hate him, but he made you want to watch him, maybe understand him and while you would never forgive him, you hoped maybe the film would have some answers.

Danson was nominated for an Emmy and took home a Golden Globe for his complicated performance as the most human monster you are likely to meet. What's so weird, and only a little funny, is that I probably watched something like Simon and Simon or Riptide the next night, or maybe even Cheers, which I'm sure would have blown my mind! Sam Malone as a child rapist? What would Diane think? Despite all the years that have passed, I never forgot Amelia. It remains in no-release-hell and that's simply unjust. If any movie deserves a shot at a second audience, it's this one.

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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Must See Streaming Movie of the Week: Calendar Girl Murders


What can I say, I'm a sucker for a girl in a pretty dress.

The Calendar Girl Murders, which originally aired on April 8th, 1984 on ABC is not a particularly good movie. In fact, it's a little mind-boggling (or a lot, depending on your logic skills). But it's got Sharon Stone looking pretty damn gorgeous and Tom Skerritt proving that men in cardigan sweaters can still kick ass. Plus, Robert Culp shows up to do sexy right. All in all, it's a fun, and oh-so-80s way to kill an evening.

I wrote a capsule review of the The Calendar Girl Murders for Campblood.org eons ago. Please feel free to peruse if you'd like a little more info on this bit of neon-drenched madness! And click here to watch the movie on Netflix. Or you can buy it on DVD at Amazon (and for cheap)!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Amanda By Night News!


It looks like coolness came to my side of the street this week. I am going to be the Short Films Programming Assistant at a new film festival that is launching in 2013! The Housecore Horror Film Festival is going to be a pretty neat fest, the creators are true crime writer Corey Mitchell and Pantera's lead singer, Phil Anselmo!

I know. Crazy, right? I'm thrilled to be a part of this!

The fest debuts in October of next year and the submission process starts in January. Currently, the Housecore Horror Film Festival has a Facebook page, so sign up early and watch it unfold! I'm all about the excitement!

I also have a new review for an obscure 1990 slasher called Mirage over at Retro Slashers. By the way, did you know that I am the Community Manager for the Retro Slashers' Facebook page?  If you dig horror posters, trailers and lots of slasher convo, please come by and like us!

So, between school, an internship I just started (and love) and all of the above, it's shaping up to be a busy 2012... and 2013! This blog is my heart and I hope to keep rolling out the reviews, news and whatnot. Thanks to everyone who stops by and reads and comments! I appreciate it! I just got a great book that I'm hoping to pull some TV trivia out of, so keep an eye out for that as well.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

The Paley Center Celebrates Men, Men, Men!


The Paley Center for Media,  along with The Warner Archive Collection is presenting a Retro Action-Adventure-Thon on September 21st and 22nd in Los Angeles. Come and see Patrick Duffy, Ron Ely, Clint Walker and Michael Gay in person!!!

I think I might faint!

They will be screening everything from The Man From Atlantis to Shazam, and the full day pass for Saturday is only $25.00 ($20.00 if you are a member)! Can you imagine? I believe this in conjunction with the WB TV Out of the Box exhibit, which is on display unti 2015, so go get your plane tickets now!

Monday, September 3, 2012

The Carol Burnett Show: Jowls (1975)


I was practically brought up on Jaws. For whatever reason, I had a deep love of sharks as a child well before I saw the movie (although presumably I could have seen an ad for the film and that triggered something). Everything shark related both fascinated and terrified my little brain. I finally saw Jaws for the first time on November 4th, 1979 on the ABC Sunday Night Movie. It was perhaps the most wonderful experience of my young life... and probably the most harrowing as well.


At this stage, I was  an avid swimmer and Jaws put a damper on my love of the deep end of the pool. However, aside from some white-knuckled terror, I was not totally deterred. Strangely enough, it was the bathtub I was most fearful of.

Yes, you read that right.


I just knew some kind of man-eating fish was waiting at the other end of the plug. This silly fear goes all the way back to an episode of The Carol Burnett Show that aired on November 15th, 1975. Jowls was a fantastic spoof of Jaws, featuring Harvey Korman doing a pretty damn good Quint impression. The sketch was preposterous and upon a rewatch this past weekend, I can say it’s not scary at all. But that bubble bath woman at the beginning sure had some kind of deep impact on me! And even now, watching the part where Tim Conway goes under the tub elicited a tiny shriek. I know, if blogs can’t be held for these kinds of confessional moments, what good are they?

Someone uploaded Jowls onto YouTube. If you love Jaws, this should give you a few belly laughs.



Friday, August 31, 2012

When Snowbeast Rocked our World...


What were you doing the night of April 28th, 1977? Well, if you lived in one of these 16.8 million homes, you were probably watching Snowbeast.

According to Nielsen, Snowbeast was numero uno for the week ending May 1st. And who wouldn't want to watch this fun little yarn that riffs on Jaws and Grizzly and just about every other animals-gone-amok-during-an-important-event-sub-genre?

In case you didn't know, the answer is no one.


While it's been some time since I've seen Snowbeast, I recall it fondly and I'd like to direct you to an old review I did for Camp Blood.

I had no idea that the film was so popular during its original run.  Reading the Nielsen ratings for this week in the bygone year of 1977 only made me nostalgic for network tele-films.

Wait.

I'm always nostalgic for TV movies.

Let's just say more nostalgic, K? And leave out the word obsessed before The Movie of the Week issues a restraining order against me!

Friday, August 24, 2012

She Cried Murder (1973)


Network: CBS
Original Air Date: September 25th, 1973

I am always swooning over Christopher George. I suppose I just can’t get enough of his tan and chiseled charms. But while I’ve been busy mooning over Chris’s darkly handsome looks, I seem to have neglected his lovely wife. I honestly adore Lynda Day George, the striking blonde who often appeared alongside Chris in films and television. What an amazingly gorgeous couple.

OK, enough drooling. This is Lynda's moment!


Shot in Toronto, Canada, She Cried Murder is a thriller featuring Lynda as Sarah, a model and recent widow who sees someone murder a woman by pushing her onto the subway tracks. She calls the police but when they arrive to take her statement, she recognizes Inspector Brody (Telly Savalas) as the murderer. This, of course, sets of a string of events that pits Sarah against a police officer that no one believes could be a killer.

She Cried Murder is essentially one brisk and suspenseful chase scene. Clocking in at a mere 66 minutes - quite shy of the average 74 minute running length of the tele-films from this era - there is no time for subplots, or anything that might look like a distraction. From point A we can clearly see point B coming, but the chase scene maintains interest thanks to the location changes every few minutes.


While there is not much in the way of character development, screenwriters Timothy Bond and Merwin Gerard, along with Lynda's understated performance, create a rather interesting depiction of Sarah. She is originally painted as a vulnerable widow, prone to over emotional moments. When she tells the cops she must be wrong about seeing the killer, the police and her friend shrug it off as grief creating hallucinations (Yellow Wallpaper, anyone). Also, her livelihood is based on her beauty, as if to support a stereotype of women who should be seen but not heard. However, Sarah will prove that she’s much stronger than anyone is willing to give her credit for (and that’s including herself). At one point Sarah’s son is taken hostage by Inspector Brody and her deer caught in the headlights expression led me to believe she'd just limp over to the madman, but instead she works calmly against the odds, turning them in her favor. She manages to stay one step ahead – barely – of the menacing Inspector, while the other police officers (led by Mike Farrell) are always just one step behind.

Mike Farrell is given little to do, but Savalas is fantastic as the dangerous Inspector (as if there was any doubt). He uses his power as a cop to stay close behind our heroine, which keeps her on her feet! We only know a little about why he's a good cop gone bad, but there are many allusions to sordid dealings leading to far darker crimes. It also doesn't hurt that Savalas looks creepy! No offense Telly, but you were one serious looking dude!


Timothy Bond would go on to write the excellent slasher Happy Birthday to Me, which also featured a young heroine crippled by the death of a loved one (although her ending was not so happy). Merwin Gerard worked mostly in TV movies, and he also wrote The Screaming Woman (1972) and The Invasion of Carol Enders (1973), which are, much like She Cried Murder, great examples of lean filmmaking. Director Herschel Daugherty had previously teamed up with Gerard for the excellent 1972 tele-thriller The Victim, which starred Elizabeth Montgomery, and is yet another instance of letting the low budgets work in your favor. The Victim was a little more stringent in its presentation, as it was locked mostly into one location, but the woman-in-peril genre never looked better than in these kinds of films because actresses suited for the small screen knew how to bring just the right amount of soft glamour along with a sense of strength and dignity to their projects. Yes, I have wrongly relegated Lynda to being Mrs. George too often. She certainly holds her own in She Cried Murder.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

William Windom (1923 - 2012)


It seems like I've known William Windom my entire life. He was on my television all the time and I always found him to a personable and attractive presence on screen. So, while I never knew Windom in person, there is one thing I feel I can state as a fact.

He was an amazing actor.

He appeared in a gazillion things from Star Trek to Night Gallery to A Taste of Evil to Amen to Boy Meets World. He won an Emmy for his performance in the short-lived series My World and Welcome To It, which was based on James Thurber’s The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. He was everywhere and it was a surefire bet that when Windom was on the screen you were going to be entertained. I’ve thought of all of this and of course, I’m grateful that such a wonderful actor has graced my life for my entire life, but as I sit here reflecting on his prolific career, all I can think about is his turn as Dr. Seth Hazlitt on Murder, She Wrote.


Seth was a bit of a badass. First Appearing in season two, Seth played a warm curmudgeon who, at the beginning, just might be a potential love interest for J.B. Fletcher (and I’m saddened we never saw them as a couple). He had a rather dark past, was accused of murder, hated Christmas because his parents totally spoiled it for him one year and he was also estranged from his brother. Seth was the recurring character who appeared most – over 50 episodes – and his delightfully crusty persona was always welcome on my screen. I adored the Cabot Cove episodes, especially when Seth and Sheriff Metzger (the fantastic Ron Masak) were in heavy demand.

I just discovered Murder, She Wrote this year on a whim. It’s available on Netflix streaming and I was curious to see the pilot. I was instantly drawn to Jessica Fletcher’s charisma, and Lansbury’s obvious command of the screen. Over the next few days I started watching season one, and before I knew it, I was watching them every night before I went to bed. And that tradition has continued to this day (I’m finally on season 11). Just last week I was spending another crazy weekend marathoning the show (I know, I lived on the edge), and I was purposely picking out the older Cabot Cove episodes for my viewing pleasure. If Seth wasn’t it, I wasn’t interested. I even went back to the pre-Metzger days, because I love how frazzled Seth got whenever he had to deal with Sheriff Amos Tupper (Tom Bosley). It was these little quirks on the series that made Cabot Cove a very familiar and welcoming town to me. I know it doesn’t exist, but I am retiring there. I still have a couple of decades to make Cabot Cove real so give me time!


At any rate, William Windom has been a very important part of my life this last year. When I started watching the series, I was gearing up for my first semester at a new college and I got the stomach flu two days before classes began. I remember laying on the couch, achy, tired and in pain and there was Murder, She Wrote, removing me from my stressful real world troubles. I will always be grateful for the MSW crew, and I will always love Windom for giving such wonderful life to Dr. Seth Hazlitt.

RIP William, you were a one of a kind.