Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Isn't It Shocking? (1973)


Before John Badham became the iconic director behind Saturday Night Fever (1977) and War Games (1982), he cut his teeth on the small screen. Badham worked mostly in episodic television and Isn’t it Shocking? was released in 1973 and was his second foray into the world of tele-films (his first TVM No Place to Run aired the year before). Shocking was broadcast on October 2nd under the popular ABC Movie of the Week moniker and, according to Michael Carol’s excellent and aptly titled book, The ABC Movie the Week Companion, it is considered to be one of the first horror-comedy hybrids (although I might argue that the hybrid dates back at least to the 1927 film The Cat and the Canary). Even without that tidbit, Shocking stands for an interesting time in the tele-film as it began to grow in popularity, enticing bigger named, respectable stars and genre-friendly stories.


Case in point, Alan Alda, who was then America’s Sweetheart on M*A*S*H (or at least a neo-Groucho Marx) plays Dan Barnes, the bored and somewhat unproductive sheriff of a little idyllic community called Mount Angel. His odd secretary Blanche (Louise Lasser from Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman fame) keeps his days interesting, but he’s looking for more exciting pastures over the hill in Horse Creek. Dan wants a younger crowd, the folks at Mount Angel are mostly elderly, and he feels stagnated in a town that is just moving too slow. However, the pace picks up quickly when a madman starts killing off several of the over-sixty crowd.


Shocking is shocking simply because of the dark subject matter. Considering the brutal deaths (well, brutal by television standards) and revenge motif, in some ways the film meets the criteria of a proto-slasher, which are films that predated the 80s slasher craze but still embody many of the same components. It also plays on other slasher tropes with the set-pieces and excellent music score by David Shore, who heightens the tension with creepy strings thrusting through the airwaves. And it’s got an incredibly inventive piece of weaponry – the killer uses a heart attack machine! Basically a primitive defibrillator, the killer literally shocks his victims to death. But there’s one thing that slashers – and most horror films in general – have shied away from and that is focusing on the death of elderly characters. While there are no overt shots of violence, the murder scenes are intense merely because of who the victims are.

 

We are given very little information about most of the victims, but Jessie (Lloyd Nolan in a terrific role) who is one of Dan’s co-workers also falls to the murderer’s incredible killing machine. He has just enough screen time to allow his character to embody a sense of humor and vulnerability which amplifies the tragedy of the rest of the murders. His death is particularly gripping because you get a real sense of the father-son relationship he had with Dan. Unlike the victims of slasher films who tend to feel like caricatures, we understand the murder victims in Shocking have sons, daughters, husbands and wives.



The old timers in Mount Angel are also shown as vibrant and vital members of their community. In a montage we see the town is brimming with busy merchants and farmers. Even the crazy cat lady (played by the wonderful Ruth Gordon from Harold and Maude) is doing chores (in fact, I think she’s churning butter)! In a world where so much weight is placed on superficial beauty, Shocking is a time capsule of when real people populated films, and it is refreshing. And if we’re going to stick with slasher tropes, Ruth Gordon must be the oldest Final Girl in horror film history!


Filmed around Salem, Oregon, Shocking has a lot going for it. Aside from the scares and laughs, there is an amazing edge-of-your-seat car chase that ends with the killer decimating Dan’s police vehicle! Television movies never really got their just dues for camera work, and admittedly many films are static, thanks to low budgets and shortened shooting schedules. Cinematographer Jack Woolf does a fine job capturing the more tense moments, but he works best by just letting the actors interact with each other. Shocking is about the characters and there are several medium shots featuring two actors which is often framed with one person closer to the camera and the other a few steps back, sometimes obscured by shadows, allowing for more focus on the emotions. Also, the shadowing becomes symbolic of a dark town secret.


Alan Alda was perfectly cast. He proved his ability to mix comedy and drama on M*A*S*H and while he is more befuddled and less prone to snarky one liners, Alda captures a real sense of frustration, often comical and sometimes tragic, in his performance. While Louise Lasser never became a household name, she was a familiar presence in film and television and this is one of her best roles. She’s infuriating with her oddball sense of humor and style, yet uniquely adorable in those Mary Hartman braids! Together, Alda and Lasser have chemistry to spare, and the scene which solidifies their attraction for each other is saved for the hysterical last moments, as the credits roll, making a nice break from the bleak murders.


Screenwriter Lane Smith wisely separates the humor from the violence and manages to imbue an eccentric ambiance throughout the town. This was Smith’s television debut (his first film, a theatrical, was the interesting but flat 1972 James Garner mystery They Only Kill Their Masters) and he would later adopt a more serious approach, penning far less humorous small screen thrillers throughout his career (including the excellent Strange and Deadly Occurrence, which also twists an ideal life in the country into something terrifying). By today’s standards, Shocking probably seems earnest and tame, perhaps even a bit timid, but that was the struggle of television when they first made their foray into motion pictures. Badham concentrates on the characters but he doesn’t build his thrills traditionally. For a horror film on television, he doesn’t pull any punches with his subject matter and while he opts for less-is-more with the visuals I can’t imagine handling this type of film any other way.


I’ve seen Shocking a few times and always love it a little more with each viewing. Aside from its original airing and a few re-runs, this movie has all but disappeared from the minds of television viewers. It’s interesting that such a high caliber actor like Alda could have a film this obscure, but it symbolizes the eternal purgatory most TV movies find themselves in. Every time I watch it, I am drawn to the characters and the budding romance between Dan and Blanche. I pity and fear the killer and I wish I could back to the day after this movie aired in 1973 so I could find the nearest water cooler and discuss this wonderful little gem of a film.

I've written about Shocking before when I made a list of the Top 10 TV Movies that Need a DVD Release. This was my #1 pick, so get on it Hollywood!

You can read another great review of Shocking at The Classic Film and TV Cafe.

This review originally appeared on Retro Slashers (well, truthfully, it actually first appeared on a school paper, but RS was the first to publish it).

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

TV Spot Tuesday: NBC Friday Night March 14th, 1980

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I'm not saying that March 14th, 1980 was the best night for television in the history of the world, but you know, I'm not saying it wasn't either.

Check it: You start out your night with an adorable episode of Here's Boomer. He's America's new Benji... sorta. Anyway, he's adorable and looking to win your heart. Done. This was actually an airing of the first episode of the series, which lasted from 1980 - 1982. It was a spinoff of the popular TV movie, A Christmas for Boomer, and I remember watching the show, although I recall so little about it now. I have a feeling at that time in my young life I was trying to be Miz Cool and pretended that Boomer wasn't completely adorable. What a fool I was. In this episode, titled Molly, Boomer helps a little girl with some sort of mental disability. He does that cuz he's adorable. Did I mention he was adorable?

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Then, Blair gets into all kinds of hijinks on an episode of The Facts of Life titled Emily Dickinson. In the episode that aired on this night she steals a - you guessed it - Emily Dickinson poem, and of course, gets caught. I guess Mrs. Garrett needs to give our favorite Breck shampoo girl a good talking too. I really love the very early episodes of Facts of Life where all the girls were hanging out. I loved Molly's spunk and Tootie's skates.

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The evening wraps up with Pink Lady and Jeff, which is the infamous short lived television series featuring stand up comedian Jeff Altman and the Japanese disco duo Pink Lady. It's disco galore and a lot of weirdness in between. I just guested on The Movies About Girls podcast this past weekend and Pink Lady and Jeff was the topic of the day! This episode featured Larry Hagman, which makes it totally amazing (even though I haven't seen it...yet).

What can I say, NBC you really had your stuff together in 1980! Here is the promo spot:

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Dallas Chit Chat at the Paley Center!


Breaking News: The cast and crew of the new Dallas are getting together tomorrow to discuss all things scandalous! Since March 11th, is Larry Hagman Day, and it's also the day the series will officially say good by to J.R. Ewing, I think this Paley Center event will make for a great companion.  Make sure to bring your kleenex!

If you are like me, and don't live in LaLa Land, you can still watch the event via the live streaming link! So there's no excuse - throw on your favorite neckerchief and become part of the show! Panel begins at 1:50 Pacific Time. Be there or be square, yo!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

TV Spot Tuesday: Fantasy Island


In celebration of mid-terms, I'm kind of cheating this week (ha!) by throwing together something that deserves a lot more attention. Time is becoming less and less of an option for my blog this semester. Ugh. I'm surprised it even still speaks to me.

While I was procrastinating (which I do pretty well), I stumbled across some great promos for Fantasy Island when it became part of ABC's late night roster. I adored Fantasy Island. Still do. For whatever reason, I recently had a memory of how exciting my Saturday nights seemed once Love Boat got rolling (hey, I was an easy-to-please kinda kid!), but after all the frivolity and hijinks on the high seas ended it always seemed something dark was looming over Mr. Roarke's island. Not that I minded, but I did have to shift gears every so often when some weird fantasy backfired. Looking back, the show could not have been lighter, and many of the episodes were every bit as silly as the Love Boat, but I dunno, my 8 year old brain processed it like I was watching a David Lynch movie or something!

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Anyone else remember when Roarke went toe to toe with Satan (Roddy McDowall)? Or when Tenille sans Captain headed to the island in search of her true love only to find out he was half-dog/half-man? Or what about when Annette Funicello brought her ventriloquist doll to life, only to find out she was a lot leggier and way more dangerous?

I know! This is good TV peeps.

Rawr... literally
Ricardo Montalban was simply perfect as Mr. Roarke. Sexy and enigmatic, I remember a friend of mine once saying, "He could fulfill my fantasies any day." We were racy kids. Apparently Aaron Spelling was determined to get Montalban as the star on one of his shows, after guesting on some of Spelling's other projects. Montalban thought he was joking, but Fantasy Island would become the first series for the actor. The show was a hit and lasted seven seasons, running from 1977 - 1984. Montalban's partner in crime, Herve Villechaize left the series in 1983, and the show did not last to much longer after his exit. I think Fantasy Island has held up rather well because it's charming and deceptively simple.What better way to escape from something like... oh, I don't know... midterms, than with this slice of TV heaven? That's a rhetorical question, but I'm sure you know the answer.

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Enjoy the following promos:

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

TV Spot Tuesday: The Devil's Daughter


I think it would be safe to say that Shelly Winters was a versatile actress. When she was good, she was good, but when she was bad... well, stand back! Winters made a few forays onto the small screen during the heyday of the Movie of the Week. It was here that she got to be at her most nefarious and she did it with such aplomb, it was almost impossible to take your eyes off the screen.


Such is the case with her 1973 TV Movie, The Devil's Daughter, which aired as an ABC Movie of the Week on January 9th, 1973. Shelly is Lilith, a wealthy woman with a mute "companion" (Jonathan Frid in a great performance) who takes in Diane (Belinda Montgomery) after her mother dies (Diane Ladd). The place is quite homey at first, well, except for that picture of Satan hanging over the mantle! Things are almost kind of Stepford-ian and definitely surreal - check out the twin sisters, one of whom is white and the other black! With some encouragement from her local pastor, Diane moves in with a girl her own age, but that won't stop Lilith from leading Diane to her birthright... as Satan's Daughter.

The Devil's Daughter came riding on the heels of such horror films as Rosemary's Baby and The Brotherhood of Satan. Obviously, this minion of Satan could never rival its silver screen counterparts, but pay no mind to that, this is a fun, suspenseful movie that carries a creepy vibe throughout. Belinda Montgomery, one of the prettiest actresses of the 70s, is in fine form here and plays the part fairly quietly, but with an air of strength about her. She finally comes out of her shell when she becomes annoyed by Shelly and she gives the nasty right back!


Full of colorful characters, the Poole sisters are probably my favorite, although it's hard to deny Abe Vigoda with a slight British accent! Frid is equally as sublime in a touching and underrated performance. Oh shoot, I love them all! The entire group truly takes on their roles as cult followers with pleasure.

Stylishly directed by Jeannot Szwarc (Jaws 2) and written by cult favorite Colin Higgins (Harold and Maude of all things!), there's nary a moment that isn't entertainment at its best. Well, its TV Movie best, and really can that be beat?


Check out this incredible promo for The Devil's Daughter when it aired as a Tuesday Movie of the Week:

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

TV Spot Tuesday: Bosom Buddies


Although Bosom Buddies only lasted on ABC for a mere two seasons (1980 - 1982), it has remained close to my heart through the years. The premise was ridiculous and pure gold. Two down on their luck male friends need a place to stay and end up having to disguise themselves as women to cash in on a great deal on a small apartment. The men - Kip and Henry (Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari) - were not very feminine at all. Their alter egos, Buffy and Hildegarde were also not very feminine. And that was the Johnny-One-Note joke of the show (although it veered away from that in the second season). While we all love drag, this is not exactly an idea that should last past the length of the excellent Some Like it Hot. But Bosom Buddies works because Hanks and Scolari were simply fantastic in their roles. So was the supporting cast, with a special nod going to the late Wendy Jo Sperber who was simply adorable, and slightly terrifying. And because her character is a lot like me, carrying quite the torch for Peter Scolari!

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The leads were allowed to work with improvisation and many of the jokes were fast and furious... and unexpectedly hilarious. Both Hanks and Scolari had charisma to spare, and came across as some of the most likeable and adorable men in prime time. Their camaraderie would extend well past the run of the series, and the two have remained friends throughout the years. Hanks hit it big a short time later, and Scolari also had great success as the materialistic Michael on Newhart.

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Bosom Buddies found a little extra life in 1984 when the series was rerun on ABC. However, the actors had gone on to greener pastures and the chance at a revival was never to be. For whatever reason, I think Bosom Buddies lasted just as long as it should have. It was silly and fun and would become the perfect way to introduce two wonderful actors to the world. And for the most part, the show still makes me smile. That's what it's all about!

Here are some great promos for Bosom Buddies:







And just because the opening was so friggin' amazing (I'm sorry who doesn't love Peter Scolari in shorts?!?):



And here's a funny blooper clip:

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

TV Spot Twofer! When Michael Calls and The Screaming Woman


Holy cow, are we in for a heavy-duty flashback or what?

Remember when we didn’t have little portable phones with screens that indicated exactly who was calling us? We didn’t even have cordless phones or Star 69 back then either. In fact, we considered ourselves lucky if we didn’t have to rely on rotary dialing! I have to admit that I like texting so I’m not going to say those were the days exactly, but damn, those old telephones allowed for some great horror moments.

When a Stranger Calls, anyone?


Anyway, the title of When Michael Calls basically gives away that phone part, and if it doesn’t, perhaps these awesome book covers will:




When Michael Calls was a made for TV movie based on the novel by John Farris (who would go on to write the novel The Fury was based on) and it aired on February 5th, 1972 as part of the ABC Movie of the Week collection. It featured a young Elizabeth Ashley sporting a nice shag cut, and Ben Gazzara and Michael Douglas also bring in the cute. The movie was fah-reeky, especially those morbid phone calls, which may or may not be coming from the grave. Zoinks.


By the time Michael got around to haunting the airwaves, horror was already sweeping the small screen. Just a few weeks before it’s debut on ABC, The Night Stalker had already knocked the classic tele-films Brian’s Song and My Sweet Charlie out of the top spots for highest rated made for TV films. Yes sir, we loved being scared, and many films followed suit. Michael is probably one of the best remembered from that cavalcade of horror, schlock and other fineries.


If Michael went for all out creepiness, The Screaming Woman epitomized a more graceful world of early 70s TV movies. Airing just a few days before Michael on January 29th (and also as a Movie of the Week), the story about an older woman, who may or may not be insane, was small and intimate. The film was brisk, coming in at a breakneck speed of 74 minutes, which was a defining feature of most tele-films of this era. But most importantly, it touted some serious actress cache. Olivia de Havilland made her TV movie debut in this fun little potboiler, and she adds a serious sense of class to the production.


The two time Oscar winner enjoyed playing the protagonist in Woman and in an interview she said, “I’d never played a part exactly like her before. She’s a dowager, in the first place, and a woman of character.” The role called for Ms. de Havilland to gain 15 pounds which said she took off immediately after filming at a spa. Later, in another interview de Havilland would state that she was not interested in making many small screen films. She said, “I’m against TV movies as a substitute for real movies in general.” One of the reasons she took the part was to work with Walter Pidgeon and Joseph Cotton. Both men noted that television movies were becoming the home for older actors, and that they were having a hard time finding other work. In general, the small screen embraced the mature actors, and they certainly made earnest small screen fare seem a lot more inviting!

And yes, my friends, 1972 TV movie history was born! Check out these cool spots that TV Party uploaded. Tons and tons of small screen fun!


Friday, February 8, 2013

It's Gone all TV Movie Crazy Out There!


Well, I know the weather is frightful, but it's all warm and fuzzy here at Made for TV Mayhem. There has been some serious tele-movie love going on out there, despite the sleet and snow.

The Projection Booth has recently done a podcast dedicated to KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park! Check it out and awesomeness will ensue!

Also, the Daily Grindhouse created a totally radical list of the Must See TV Movies on Netflix! While there's still a couple on the list I haven't seen, I would like to give it a Mayhem seal of approval!

If you are interested in reading more about what's on their fantastic list (I know, I can't believe I haven't seen Children of Times Square yet either), you can read about the following films here:

Million Dollar Ripoff 
The Spell
Cry For the Strangers
Someone I Touched 


And I did another podcast with the Movies About Girls crew. This episode was all about TV Shows About Girls and we looked at the very awesome Petticoat Junction episode Bobbie Jo and the Beatnik!

Finally, I did a non-TV related podcast with the MAG Down Under Variety Hour. Well, we did play an America's Got Talent type game and I did feel like Sharon Osbourne and stuff, so I guess that counts!

Oh wait! Not done yet! Have you read Time Magazine's wonderful article about All My Children and One Life to Live moving to an online format? It's incredibly positive and says exactly what I've been feeling for some time now. Naysayers be damned, yo! 

And I'm going to ask you one last time all nice and stuff to visit the blogs who participated in The Classic TV Blog Association's Variety Show Blogathon! There is an amazingly eclectic batch of articles to sink your retro loving teeth into! Have at it!

Also, we had to interrupt this week's TV Spot Tuesday for the blogathon, so be prepared to resume your regularly scheduled programming next week!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Classic TV Variety Show Blogathon The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976)


I should probably make a full confession here: I used the Classic TV Variety Show Blogathon as an excuse to finally sit down and watch The Paul Lynde Halloween Special. I'm not going to lie, I've had a copy of this curiosity for years, which I probably picked up in the back of a Lincoln in a parking lot in Des Moines. OK, I made that up (but it sounded intriguing, right). I most likely bought it because it had this garishly green homemade cover and starred Paul Lynde. I'm sure I thought it would be all edgy and transgressive.

Edgy and transgressive? Sure.
Here is another confession (and probably a bit more shocking): I had a pretty mad crush on Lynde back in my pre-pre-teen days. Yes, I was about 7 and he was hilarious. Therefore, I was to marry him. I sort of forgot about that crush and moved on to guys who were just as unattainable, but in a different way (if you know what I mean).

Match Game vs. Hollywood Squares!
Confession #3: Some of those memories of my love of Paul flooded back during my viewing of this Halloween Special, only now I was a bit freaked out. Am I the only one who notices that thinly veiled anger lying just beneath that smile? Yikes.

He's plotting to kill us all
In Paul's defense, I know he had his problems, but I'm sure starring in this odd, somewhat unfunny special probably did nothing for his disposition. He seems far less angry when he's playing Uncle Arthur on Bewitched, you know, because it's actually funny. I don't blame him for feeling a bit out of sorts on his Halloween Special, which aired exactly one time on ABC on October 29th, 1976. It was a crazy variety show that featured a wide array of talent including KISS (perfectly suited for the show and definitely the best part), Roz Kelly (how I love my Pinky Tuscadero, whether she's going on a shooting spree or not), Betty White, Tim Conway (wha-?), Billy Barty, Florence Henderson looking kind of good in jodhpurs, and strangely enough, Donny and Marie Osmond. It was produced by retro kiddie show favorites Sid and Marty Kroft. The Kroft Brothers brought along Witchiepoo (Billie Hayes) from H.R. Pufnstuf and, in a neat bit of casting, Margaret Hamilton who was the infamous Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz, plays Witchiepoo's sister. Together they cook up some weird, almost hallucinogenic scenarios for Lynde to joke his way through.

Holy Cow Pinkey!
My favorite part is the oddball truck driver bit, if only because Roz Kelly looks friggin' stupendous in her waitress outfit!

Somewhat less stupendous
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special was a fairly sought after curiosity before it hit the legitimate DVD world in 2007. Aside from the surreal nature of the whole thing, it was probably of most interest because it marked KISS' first appearance on TV. It was pretty awesome too. Say what you will, but man, when Peter Criss belts out Beth... swoon time. That's all I'm going to say.

Fah-ree-key!
If I had never seen the Telly Savalas variety special Who Loves Ya Baby, I probably would have thought Paul Lynde's entry was the weirdest of bunch, so at least there's that. Or something.

Yeah, right! 
This review is part of the Classic TV Blog Association's Variety Blogathon. Please click here for a list of the other blogs that participated.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Classic TV Variety Show Blogathon!


 The fine folks at the Classic TV Blog Association are putting on a crazy awesome blogathon this week. We are looking at different variety shows and the thon (as it were) will last from February 3 - 5th. My entry will come up on Tuesday and I hope you enjoy it. For now, here is a list to participating blogs who have been posted so far. Linked for your pleasure! Ooh la la! Anyway, I'll be updating it through the week. It's all fantastic so dive in!

How Sweet it Was dishes on The Judy Garland Show
It's About TV waxes poetic about The Dean Martin Show
Outspoken and Freckled covers one of my favorites, The Flip Wilson Show
And TV Gems tackles The Muppet Show

Four more blog posts today:

The Thrilling Days of Yesteryear takes a look at The Jerry Lewis Show
Michael's TV Tray gets the goods on the Brady Bunch Variety Hour 
Go get nostalgic with a Frank Sinatra Show Christmas
Classic Sports and Media TV looks back at Howard Cosell's Saturday Night Live on ABC

And even more posts today!

Have some toe-tapping fun at the Classic Film and TV Cafe's look back at Shindig